Avoiding SEO like the plague?
Whether you're a naughty SEO sinner or angelic SEO halo-twirler...
😇Get a heads up on your sinner profile 😈
🤘🕺 Then rock the *easiest* steps to killin' it in the SEO underworld based on your style.
Your sinner profile is LUST
As a lust sinner profile you write based on instinct and the mood you're in.
Your rockin' moves are enough to make any one weak at the knees. Love those hearts sparklin' from your noggin!
As an ideas person – you'll never run outta content ideas #youwin
Sometimes when you put loved up hours in to creating content...
That rosy bubble's popped when hardly anyone reads those lover boys.
While you'd adoooorrree for your existing audience to jump over to your website...
You're rolling them into a cute little blanket and sending them there yourself.
(That's a lot of heavy lifting for your sweet angel arms, rock star!).
It can be tempting to chase the topics you have your eye on *winks at self.*
Though, sometimes we have to opt for the long-term, sensible choice. And for you? They're the topics your potential customers are looking for.
This way, your efforts are designed to reach a new audience.
Plus, your existing audience will be more likely to read up on your targeted topics!
A rockin' place to start with topics to write about are:
As a lust sinner profile, SEO can help you in a mindblowingly rockin' way. Ultimately saving time, making targeted topics easier to dream up. Even reaching new peeps (without doing all the heavy lifting!). Stay tuned for the easy, fast and fun way to rock your SEO!
Your sinner profile is ENVY
As an envy sinner profile you check in on what everyone else is shakin' before you make your move.
Research – you love it. After all, it's the best darn tootin' place to write a well informed piece!
This is an absolute strength (and a little ditty more people need to take on board – go you!)
While seeing what else is out there is a good place to start (you get to see what's already working for others!).
Sometimes it can hold you back from taking action. Or? Lead to creating content that looks *suspiciously* familiar.
Know this: If your competitors aren't writing SEO content, this is a HA-UGE bonus for you.
('Coz while they may be your competitor in your industry, they can't be in organic Google results (AKA the free ones).
And if they are writing SEO content? There's key ways to strategically work to outrank them too #justsayin'
The grass is greener on your competitor's side. AKA waaaay more enviable when you peep over the fence.
And while it's good to know what they're shaking, don't let it stop you from taking action yourself! It's never too late.
Want your brand to be a killer queen? Dynamite with a laser beam? Take these steps through your own meadow!
This way, you share fresh, original content that trailblazes.
Plus, you'll work to help your brand rank higher in search engines.
As an envy sinner profile, SEO can help you in a mindblowingly rockin' way. Ultimately saving time, making targeted topics easier to dream up. Even reaching new peeps (not just your competitors'!). Stay tuned for the easy, fast and fun way to rock your SEO!
Your sinner profile is SLOTH
As a sloth sinner profile you feel confused, overwhelmed and bloody bored just thinkin' about it.
You'd rather scoop your eyes out with tiny spoons than write SEO content.
Totally get that – and you're a goddamn rock star at soooo many other things.
Other things that are well worth your time. That are more exciting. That you can even complete quickly!
(It makes sense that you'd choose these killer things over a boring, long winded, techy eye-roll fest.
Instead of writing SEO content, you do nada. Which is fine if you outsource your SEO (you know it's important ;)). But that only works in your favour if you know fo' sho' that they're following the right rules!
Know this: Getting more visitors to your website the *easy* (read: little effort) way does exist.
Even if it's not you writing (okay, that one's noooo effort at all!).
And if someone else is writing your copy? There's an easy way to upskill them (or learn yourself, so you know what to check).
Hate to break it to ya toots. But taking no action is takin' its toll on your biz.
The thing about SEO content is: it doesn't expire. So aaaany effort is going to help your chances of being seen by a new audience.
This way? Little effort for you, but you're *still* movin' your killer biz forward.
Plus, while SEO can't guarantee top Google results, no SEO content absolutely guarantees you WON'T rank in Google.
Once your SEO keyword and backlink strategy's in place, get someone else to recommend your topics!
These could be things like:
Pain point > solution
Write a numbered list
Showcase a benefit
Ask a question
As a sloth sinner profile, SEO can help you in a mindblowingly rockin' way. Ultimately saving time, making targeted topics easier to outsource. Even reaching new peeps (and not just for 24 hours). Stay tuned for the easy, fast and fun way to rock your SEO!
Your sinner profile is WRATH
As a wrath sinner profile you just *know* SEO is gonna be this strategic beast.
So it kinda grinds your gears that so many peeps are tellin' ya to do it. I mean, there's way more fun (less stressful), super effective (less technical), kinda cool (never daggy) things you can do for your biz!
^^^ And you rock at them!
Know this: An easy (angry eye-free) SEO process exists!
Even if you have no idea where to start...
And strategic stuff scares your pants off! *Calls back pants*
Instead of putting off SEO for you biz ('coz let's face it, you know it's important!)...
This way? You'll know exactly where to start and what to do to create SEO content (promise it's not scary or suuuuuper complex). You can even train up others using it (so you don't have to do this annoying stuff yourself!).
This way you can reach more people, create content people actually read and not waste a bajillion hours!
As a wrath sinner profile, SEO can help you in a mindblowingly rockin' way. Ultimately saving time, making targeted topics easier to write about, even reaching new peeps. Stay tuned for the easy, fast and fun way to rock your SEO!
- Weirdly excited about it
- Bloggin' on the reg'
- Rankin' already!
Go, you. This is a ripper place to be. As you're probably already aware – SEO has serious potential to help your biz fling its good stuff across the Google Globe. Pretty bloody cool.
Not only can this help to position you as an authority, capture dream peeps and grow your audience... but it's also a killer place to have content that works for ya in your sleep.
Here are a coupla' extra tools that could help ya along the way:
- HARO: For reputable backlinks to your site
- Answer the Public: For topic ideas
- Keywords Everywhere: For insights on other ranked sites and pages
You and I are both well aware that Google's a shifty little rascal. And updates are happenin' on the reg' to SEO. So I'd bloody love to see ya at an upcoming free SEO training. Not only will this spill on some updates, but it'll refresh ya noggin with some ways to supercharge ya writing.
By being here, you'll be the first to know when that bad boy's ready!
Keep on rockin' in the word world.
SEO makes me feel...
When it comes to writing website or blog copy I...
If someone threatened me with a chicken wing in a dark alley and told me that I HAD to write a blog RIGHT NOW OR ELSE. I'd write about:
In a magical world, I'd want my website to:
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